Here are some words along the same line that may one day prove to be useful for you: TURDIFY (turn into turd), COPROPHAGIA ( eating of feces ), and COPROPHILIA (Think 2 Girls 1 Cup, if you don't know what this is, I shan't corrupt you any further). To mean something more specific, you can use MECONIUM (first feces of a newborn child), MELAENA or MELENA (the abnormally tarry feces containing blood from gastrointestinal bleeding), LIENTERY (diarrhea with undigested or partially digested food), and STEATORRHEA (fatty stool that's hard to flush down). Oh, and if you want to say poo without looking like you're saying it, you can use ORDURE, DEJECTION, and EXCRETA.
In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung), and FIMICOLOUS (living and growing on crap).Īlternative: If that is too vulgar, you can use BEVOMIT and BEPISS, which meanings should be obvious to you, as well as BESPAWL (to spit on). These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. BESCUMBER (v)Īnalysis: Actually bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. We’re still not sure which is more insulting. Most people implicitly understand that it means to become more like the French, but not a lot know the second or the third meaning. FRENCHIFY (v)ĭefinition: 1) To make French in quality or trait 2) To make somewhat effeminate, and 3) To contract a veneral disease (a 19th century slang).Īnalysis: We have the English to thank for this word. So, to do our part in improving the quality of insults on teh Interweb, Neatorama has come up with a list of 10 Insulting Words You Should Know: 1. Well, it’s hard to teach wit - but all of us can learn the next best thing: the approximation of it by obfuscation, i.e. George Bernard Shaw wrote to Winston Churchill, " I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play bring a friend.if you have one." And Churchill wrote back, " Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.if there is one"
" Some cause happiness wherever they go others, whenever they go," says Oscar Wilde.
Gone are the days of the razor-sharp wit of Oscar Wilde and Winston Churchill*, only to be replaced by a string of four letter words typed in ALL CAPS by n00bs (the latest of which is “FAIL”, itself a failure of coming up with a more scathing insult, if you think about it). On one hand, the volume of flames is very high yet the quality is poor.
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